My Spring Break

Taking pictures of Jason, taking pictures of me.

Stalking Taco Bell employees.
Watching Habbs sleep.
Putting my beard on Jason.
J-Hal acting in protest?


Andy acting in protest.
Everybody naps.

Update on Rainbow Hawk?

What's the word on our feathered friend and his quest to prove his indian bravery? Anybody?

pity date on the way boyz

so i have been gathering information on this girl in my american heritage class or as the world calls is "stalking", i have been as ricky martin said it "livin la vida loca" anywho, i ask the girl who now i dont know if her name is tereasa or cereasa... who knew you could have a name that close. so i ask for her number... you could see it in her eyes almost through to her brain she had no excuse that i was going to accept. so she said "sure" not like a mr. anderson sure but like a sure you use when you thougth the whole time the guy that is asking you was gay kind of sure. anyway she said yes so now i have to make sure she never says yes again. Im kinda like a super hero... xoxoxoxox

Welcome to Alison

I would just like to welcome Alison to the poop script. I would also like to apologize to everyone for not being very active in the poop script for a while. Please forgive me but i completely forgot about the script, not the poops, and will accept rebuking as long as you follow with xoxoxoxo's. Thanks and once again and welcome Ali. I love you all.

Progress on the Vomit Front

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INl10X5ZL9s
Exciting news in the world of vomit. Vomit wear should hit the market next fall if all goes to plan and we work out the kinks with the importation-laws. This youtube video captures the essence of this miraculous progress, as today we made found a skilled photographer named Ashley Larsen to do the photography for the website. Soon the world will be over-run with fine apparel.

Who wants to hang out?

I am coming to IF tomorrow and I will be there through most of next week. I would like to see every one of you.

Also, I just got hit soundly by a car while riding my bike home from work . Amazingly all I got was a small scratch and my bike is fine. The car took off though. I probably would have too if I hit someone like myself on a bike.

How to create a life size version of yourself out of tape

I had to make a full size tape sculpture of myself for an art class. This is how it went down.

Start with the legs - Saran wrap, then tape:Repeat with the other leg, then tape together:
Strike a pose and tape the upper body (you'll need help):
Cut off upper body tape:

Move on to the head (remember to cut hole for mouth):

Assembly pieces:
Come alive:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WITQHsLqSAw

Yarrr

thats right laddies, remember this and remember it well... look for the golden rock. Only a trained eye or the pure in heart can find. Yo ho, yo ho and a bottle of IBC Cream soda (which I got carded for).

3.14...

Being that I've spent almost every waking moment doing calculus for the last 5 days, I just wanted to make sure that you who have more exciting lives this week were all aware that it is pi day. May math nerds everywhere celebrate with caution.

Poofy Top Request

Can we get a picture of your Poofy Top up in here Andy?

Here it is kids. That guy in the back is my beard superior.

Supplement to the Poll

Warning: This image contains a man with wieners for nipples and my be seen as offensive to many people. If you are reading this warning then it is probably too late for you. Enjoy.
I think we can all use our imagination for the second option. This is the kind of thing you find after hanging out on the internet for too long.

Can I get some controversy in here?

I have noticed that the blog has died down slightly. Is that due to time constraints? Maybe lack of interest? Conflict of idealogical views? All I am trying to say here is Let's get some good old fashion debating about a good old fashion would you rather. Here is the good old fashion catch and twist though....you must create the would you rather question because I don't want to be held responsible for such a big decision. But if the moderator thinks this is a dumb post then he can just delete it and then eat my shorts.

Congratulations

I'd like to congratulate Andy on his step uncle's (Dave's Brother's) recent achievements. I'm sure you are proud that your mom married into such talent. http://youtube.com/watch?v=NLF9iEXnBRo