Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hey Gang!

Just thought I would check in! I am still in Iraq and if you want to shoot me an email my address is mathoffmanrules@hotmail.com. Ill be posting some pics up soon i hope and of course catching up with you guys! Later.

Rainbow Hawk

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Moment of Truth: Dawg or Commy

An important moment has arisen. One of decision and consequence.


In a matter of days, Jason Hal Cramer will tie the knot and become Mr. Jason Hal Cramer.

A joyous day indeed.


While it will be a day of celebration for Space Station Jason, it will be the moment of truth for one Andrew Farrer. We will see where the loyalty of this boy stands.


And so I ask: WILL ANDY REPRESENT AT THE WEDDING OF JASON HAL CRAMER... OR... IS ANDY A COMMUNIST?

There is no gray zone in this decision. One or the other.


I invite each of you to recall and post some of the special moments shared between these two (chasing cars, eat the sock, hurricane bob, etc.), in order to reawaken Andy's concience and help him realize where his loyalty really stands.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

farewell

to all my beloved soldiers:
i'm leaving for moscow... catch ya later sucka fishes.

yours tenderly,
markus

Monday, August 18, 2008

Hidden Rooms

Ever since I was a young boy reading Goosebumps books I have dreamed of uncovering a secret room hidden somewhere in my house. Every house I've live in so far has been fairly modern with all areas of the house being utilized and open. Last night this all changed.
At the beginning of this month I moved in to a large house in an older area of Boise. There is one bedroom in this house that has some unusual storage area. Example one, this box like compartment built into the wall:
Last night we discovered that this box can be removed reveling a secret room:

The walls of this room are lined with dust this old Revlon ad:
We also found a bunch of old magazines from the 1940's which contained some interesting ads:
Then, on the other side of the room, there is another storage area which happens to contain a working sink:
If you notice to the bottom left of the sink there is a small crawl space that leads to another strange dusty room:
That room is completely lined with this advertisement:
It was a rather short excursion last night because we were not prepared for all the dust and other stuff that shouldn't be breathed in. So there will be another excavation sometime soon this week.

holy cow are you seeing this


hello world... i am a little worried to here that matt has a new blog! I would like you to know that i am doing pretty well i think about letting my friends move on, but if you start doing it on purpose i am gonna lose it! On to greater news Micheal Phelps has played an important role i think in all our lives, i think its pretty amazing but sadly you know you are beginning to emulate and idolize someone way to much when you think they look like people. I mean c'mon it can't just be me, right?

Sunday, August 3, 2008

its happening...the board is set the pieces are moving

The day superman died must have been a dark day in the lives of all those who depended on him. what if freedom never would have come to the united states. what if bologna didnt have a first name... dont get me wrong i never doubted these things until now my friends. Superman may have died but he came back... freedom is still here though its not free, and oscor meyer never lets kids down! Then again superman never sold his fortress of solitude! i do not live and the same place. my fortress along with my chariot of old (the minivan) are all relics. i cant go on i have become boring. everything will change everything has changed. thats all i have left