Thursday, May 28, 2009

like a loyal dog my pee bag follows

So friends i have a catheter! Yes i had surgery on my pee pee, the doctor explained it like a ditch being over run by brush. Scar tissue over ran my urethra making the pee issue that you all are so aware of. everywhere i go the plastic tubing drags my urine balloon around like old yeller and it es yeller. I could share with you some things that will make your nether regions cringe. I wish this upon no one and good luck to any that should share this fate.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Sandwiches

I have to admit, upon Naomi's comment I decided to creep her profile to which I discovered love for sandwiches. This made me think of my own love and hence I write for the sake of sandwiches. I have lived mostly the whole semester off of sandwiches, mainly ham and swiss with spicy mustard (Beaver Brand Honey Mustard), mayo, crunch pickles, and sometimes lettuce on usually Winco's Mutli Grain Deli Bread or Sour Dough Deli Bread. I thought I would be sick of sandwiches by now... I thought wrong. This is a shout out to the very sandwich described above which I ate earlier. I was going to try and be creative and write a poem about that sandwich.. but then I started feeling really lazy and decided it best just to eat more sandwiches in tribute. Furthermore I heard Andy got a battleship tatoo on his chest, I also heard that Drexton is going to be a father, congrats bud.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Where the Wild Things are

http://www.hulu.com/watch/64652/movie-trailers-where-the-wild-things-are . Did anyone else read this book? I loved this book? Anyone?

Monday, April 6, 2009

Dear Idaho Falls

I will be in you tonight through Wednesday afternoon.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Full-Circle

Happy Pi Day.

Does anyone else find it impressive that this blog has been going strong for over a year?

Definitely something to put on your resume.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

foe-tows






Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Fellas

I'm headed to Moab for the three-day weekend to camp,hike, and otherwise live the American Dream. Should any of you feel the urge to escape from your current states of scholasticity, come on down; it'll be a party.

Also, Love You Longtime is playing at UVU with MC HAMMER and VANILLA ICE on February 27th. This is not a drill.

Andrew Bird is playing in Murray on February 25.
Andy, I heard he came out with a new cd a few weeks ago. Have you listened to it?

Who is off track for Summer semester?

I miss you guys.

Search "whale blown up" on youtube.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

I am back!!!!!

I will be in town from the 29th January until 4th of Febuary. So call me 337-378-7109!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sorry!

I would like to say i am sorry to all of you for not being a good friend. I know that i have said time after time that i will go snowboarding with ya'll and have not delivered on that promise. I really do want to go but can't justify spending that much money on an activity that should only cost $35. I will try and save some money so that the next time i come up i will be able to go. For Matt and Kevin, I know Kevin is never on here so if Matt could pass this on, I would love to ride bikes with you 2 this summer sometime. I'm sure i won't be able to keep up but i will try.

Friday, January 2, 2009