Saturday, February 23, 2008

How to effectively blow up a toilet in three easy steps

Step One: find a large package of water dynamite.
Step Two: light said dynamite and throw into empty toilet.
Step Three: go to Lowes and buy the cheapest toilet you can find.
Repeat.

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14 comments:

  1. DustyFebruary 23, 2008 at 10:03 PM

    One day we shall incorporate that story in an epic film.

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  2. AndyfishFebruary 24, 2008 at 2:59 AM

    You should tell me more about this Philo T. Farnsworth film...

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008 at 10:21 AM

    Andy, you forgot 4. Be a dumbass

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  4. DustyFebruary 24, 2008 at 1:08 PM

    Matt your vocabulary is really coming along

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  5. AndyfishFebruary 24, 2008 at 3:37 PM

    Matt, don't let Steve read the blog.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008 at 5:51 PM

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  7. J-HalFebruary 24, 2008 at 6:22 PM

    Andy, you know I have to admit that I don't really see what happened. I was hoping that the toilet would really actually explode....it didn't. I'm not judging...just observing. Help me out here.

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  8. DustyFebruary 24, 2008 at 9:05 PM

    Matt you misspelled "self-righteous"

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008 at 11:14 PM

    Dusty, don't be a "self-righteous" bastard/english teacher. Also, Andy, sorry, Steve and i have been hangin out and i let it slip. He was so charming.

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  10. AndyfishFebruary 24, 2008 at 11:32 PM

    Wow, this is getting real.

    Jason, notice that step number two calls for an "empty" toilet, and the toilet in the video is definitely not empty, thusly, no explosion occurs. The tests in these videos were merely for declogization purposes.
    Then next day, however...

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2008 at 10:22 AM

    Poopscript - "Find out what happens when people stop being nice, and start being real." I think that should be the slogan for poopscript. Also, i thought the toilet was full, but just not with poop? I wish you still lived at the house.

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  12. DustyFebruary 25, 2008 at 10:54 AM

    so much hostility... must be all the pulp

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2008 at 12:26 PM

    must be the lack of pulp

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  14. HABBSFebruary 25, 2008 at 2:15 PM

    i must admit without showing a "more holy than thou" kind of attitude, but andy your futile attemps would have no power over the loafs im pinching in these thinking chairs in rexburg... please help

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