Alaskan Update

We hiked/mountian biked to herbert glass ierre this week and ran into boo boo on the trail. Other than that, we worked a lot, discovered a new secret handshake on the movie willow when the head midget sorcerer is bidding willow farewell. We continue to meet insane people and discovered that the people that live on both sides of us are heavily invovled with drug usage. They are nice fellows, one of them maybe a little too nice. We suspect he could be a sword-fighter. Soldier Dave/ Daiquini still sleeps by the door.

I was offered a job when doing a transfer at the airport. TSA is offering 20 bucks an hour as a starting wage with benefits. Come on up fellas. We are still rockin the monster truck that the penguin lady lent us and have been driving it with four large people in it at once. You'd be impressed at how we've become a team since one person has to steer and the other shift. It's really touching to see the team come together.

2 Elderly gentlemen have wet themselves on my tours so far. My jokes are that funny. We've all broken the 200 bones mark in tips in a week and a half. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Much Alaskan Love Radiating in your General Direction,

Squints