Christmas Time: A Time to Meat Up.

Sorry, i'm used to doing titles like that. and no, i didn't misspell anything. it sounds like andy gets into town the 24th. We all need to get together, and since i, like probably most of you, am alone all the time, it should be easy. thoughts pleeeeease.

I only referenced andy because he's essentially the only one i care about. sorry mark and everyone else.

Jason Cramer is probably the rooster in this video

Jason Cramer... when the rooster makes his first appearance, I swear that it's you, or at least you voice.


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My New Address

Just in case any of you wants it.
SGT Spang, Seth J
HHC 2/30 IN, TF Storm
FOB Altimur
APO AE 09364

Rumors

Can anyone confirm the rumors I heard (from my mom of all people) that Sir John Hendrix auditioned for and is now a part of the world famous Blue Man Group?

Round Two

Just so you all are aware, I will be headed back over seas again within the next few weeks. This time to the Afghanistan area. I wish you all luck in all of your endeavors and know that I wish i could be there for you guys in you accomplishments as well as your failures. Thanks for all being the greatest group of individuals that I have ever known! I am looking forward to seeing you all in about a year.

I miss us

We just had some friends over and we got on the topic of high school. I bragged about how cool all my friends were and even boasted that we have a blog that we use to stay in touch. I showed them but then realized that no one has said anything for a while. It made me feel disappointed in you guys. I mean, how can I brag about you if you don't deserve it? (I hope you are picking up the sarcasm here and know that I could never be disappointed in you ... unless you voted for Barack Obama of course) Here is an update on my life:

I'm tired of working at Evergreen Services, Inc. Ten years has yielded basically the same experiences over and over. I want something that is more exciting and offers a high degree of unpredictability. All I really want to do is file people's taxes.

I'm currently studying for LSAT ... for those of you who aren't as smart as me, that is the Law School Admissions Test (I think). I'm going to be Scott's dad when I grow up.

Hopefully everyone still has access to the Internet (did you know that Internet is generally capitalized when referring to "the" "Internet"? It's a proper noun. Look it up. On the Internet.). If you have lost your Internet connection, try to think of some other way to communicate with each other. But not by phone, because phone conversations can get incredibly awkward.

I miss and love you all. Thanks for being friends who deserve to be bragged about.

Ford Has Fulfilled His Dreams

I'm not quite sure how many of you knew about this water battle that took place a few weekends ago. I didn't go, maybe Andrew did? Anyway, Ford did it. He made it on the school news and everything. I think it is awesome. Good job Ford (even though you don't ever read this ... which I guess gives us permission to say bad things about you ...) The first video is better but might not work ... so check out this link if it doesn't: http://byuicomm.net/video.php?c=1708

J-Hal, you are not alone

last night was one of my more interesting nights in moscow. i have a friend here who when he drinks too much suffers from extreme 'night terrors'. if you wish to know what a night terror is, think of jason when he used to pass out. exactly like it except this kind is inspired by booze. anyway, because my friend was REAlly drunk i knew what was coming so i slept on the couch.

sure enough, around 3 in the morning i hear him running down the hall and into the kitchen. as he did so i bolted in hot pursuit. by the time i got to the kitchen he ran out the back door and as i was about to exit the house i hear an explosion of glass. yes, he punched a window, breaking it and cutting up his hand. i got him away from the glass, tackled him, and pinned him to the ground until he woke up. we calmed him down and everyone went back to bed.

6am. my friend was sleeping on the couch next to me. i woke up to him violently convulsing. as i'm about to pin him to the ground again he stops, promises me he's awake, and begins walking away. now, i wasn't sure if he was or wasn't.. so i followed him.. and he was definitely not awake. as i turned the corner he dropped to the floor and began pounding the floor over and over with his now cut up hand. again, i pin him to the ground for a few minutes until he woke up.

7am. i wake up to him sprinting past me down the hall. i was sleeping pretty deep at this point and it took me a second to give chase. i ran down the hall and found him (we'll say friend A) in my other friend's room, on top of my friend (we'll say friend B), just slapping him in the face. now, friend B has been really annoying and questionable lately so i just sat back and watched for a bit.. just making sure no one got seriously hurt. suddenly friend A gets up, and tries to run back down the hall past me. as he tried i shoulder checked him into the wall and pinned him again. after a few minutes i coulda sworen he was awake so i let him up. .. .. very much still sleeping cause he turned and punched a hole in the wall. this time when i pinned him he fought and fought hard but i kept him pinned.. barley. by this time everyone else in the house was awake. i passed the job of guarding against night terrors to them.. and i went to sleep.

Poop Script seems dead

I hope Poop Script sill lives

2 Things:

Thing 1: I saw Brody Rumsey today. I think that is how you spell his name. It was at a classic car show at Rocky Mountain Middle School. He was pushing a stroller and the only thing I heard was "That is one "f'n" nice car." Thinking back, I can't say if I remember there being a baby in the stroller. I was just so fascinated by the site of Brody's beard and personage.

Thing 2: I heard an ad on the radio that D-nots is playing a show sometime in Idaho Falls. I say we get in Scott's mom's Toyota, grab a megaphone and go find them. Hope you all are well.

Handerpants

http://www.handerpants.com/

Another Rainbow Hawk is on his way!

That is right Gents, found out we are having a boy! If you can think of any cool names that start with a K please indulge me! By the way I miss you all.

You won't believe what opportunity has presented itself!

Dear friends,

I'm sure you all want to come to the Appleseed Cast concert, but are thinking, "That'd be cool, but is it worth the drive?"

I have new information that will convince you that "YES" it is worth the drive.

Please go to the following link (the website of the opening band) and listen to the song "EXIT 49"

http://www.myspace.com/dreamlandmetal

What an amazing match to open for the extremely mellow Appleseed Cast.

Saves the Day

Hey kids,

Saves the Day released two more installments of "Bug Sessions" (vol. 2 & 3). Pretty sweet renditions of the old stuff. Listen for free on Grooveshark.com

Rocky Votolato and Appleseed Cast next week.

Unconscious love affair with Andrew

Now this is a story of all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how Mark secretly fell in love with Andrew. . . One nice autumn day while chillin out maxin relaxin all cool at the the rail jam where i spend most of my days when these girls started makin trouble in my neighborhood...Andrew made a comment saying that one of girls looked just like him, I recognized the girl to be one of Mark's girlfriends/fun buddy's which name will stay anonymous, For the time being we will call this girl either Lady Andrew or She Andrew, whichever you prefer. Now, we might have guessed that Mark had a secret crush on Andrew. . . I know that Mark isn't gay in the slightest, though he does have a perverse sexual amalgam with some girl (She Andrew) and his best friend (the one he truly wishes he could spend the rest of his life with) we can look past this, or we can look in ourselves to see if we married or dated a lady in which they resemble our man crush. Enjoy the comparison.

Concerts

Appleseed Cast is coming March 12th to Kilby Court in Salt Lake. They are not going to Boise, Rexburg, or Moscow. Looks like all you sucker fish are going to have to come visit.

Saves the Day is coming March 9th, but... I regret to inform you that it will be with NEW FOUND GLORY. Boo. Hello Goodbye is playing too, but I'm still not convinced I can bring myself to see them.

Muse is coming in April. Several of my associates and I already have tickets.

BANFF film fest is coming Feb. 16 + 17 to UVU. I'll be there both nights.

For all of the above activities and more, I have a sleeping bag and a couch with your name on it.

XOXO

Dusty

Fun Game!!!

Hi everyone. I would like everyone to participate in a game that Scott and I are playing in one of our classes. I have set up a new stock market game at www.vse.marketwatch.com . Please go in and create an account to see who can win and lose the most money. If we could also be considering a prize for the winner that would be wonderful, maybe the winner gets a kiss from Matt or the loser has to name their next child after each of us, suggestions appreciated. The game ID is poopsgame, the password required to get in is poopscript. If you have any questions let me know.

You are all going to be poop-uncles...

okay...some of you know, some of you dont, but for a long time, I have struggled to become actively engaged in this "script of poop" as you might call it. But now, for the first time, I have some news. Some consider it good, some consider it strange, baffling, perplexing, even uncanny, but nonetheless, it is true. Our family of poops is growing. Traci will soon have a child (June 24th to be exact, maybe), this means that all of you who are willing to make an oath with me, will become poop-uncles. You might think that this calling is less important than, say, a real uncle, but really, it just involves a whole less responsibility and pressure. And so, I believe, this is a calling fit for poops.

While sex is not yet known (yes, it could be hermaphrodite but Traci doesn't like that idea and neither do I), DNA testing has been done and this photo came out.

Yes, we are having an avatar...so take that.

Something

I miss Poopscript. It has been too long. I want some witty comments that make me laugh. Matt? Andy? Dusty? Andrew? Mark? (Am I forgetting anyone?)Someone has got to be able to spark some kind of conversation.