okay...some of you know, some of you dont, but for a long time, I have struggled to become actively engaged in this "script of poop" as you might call it. But now, for the first time, I have some news. Some consider it good, some consider it strange, baffling, perplexing, even uncanny, but nonetheless, it is true. Our family of poops is growing. Traci will soon have a child (June 24th to be exact, maybe), this means that all of you who are willing to make an oath with me, will become poop-uncles. You might think that this calling is less important than, say, a real uncle, but really, it just involves a whole less responsibility and pressure. And so, I believe, this is a calling fit for poops.
While sex is not yet known (yes, it could be hermaphrodite but Traci doesn't like that idea and neither do I), DNA testing has been done and this photo came out.
Yes, we are having an avatar...so take that.
7 comments:
is it going to be a small avatar or a normal one because i think they're pretty big. this might be a somewhat complicated and unpleasant pregnancy if the baby is half the size of traci. personally, i was hoping for a midget, but CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
Are web toes a dominate or recessive gene?
Oh, and congratulations.
it would seem that web toes are an inferior trait, so recessive. i know, bad for scott, but good for man kind.
Oh, also congratulations
p.s. naming rights may or may not be for sale. and it may or may not be for actual money...perhaps monopoly money, or those monkeys in a barrel that hang on each other.
well scott i always knew you had it in you... not to procreate but to splice cells to form an avatar. this is a world changing event.I wouldnt be to worried about the whole avatar thing or even the webbed toes. the real problem is how are you going to help your child cope with a giant head. he/she/it will most certainly have a huge head. Congratulations my fine friend. i believe a name though was already promised through a pact of brothers
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