well, scooter and i ran the dam marathon today... i a little tuckered out but have learned a valuable lesson in the ways of marathons. lesson learned? don't repeated splash the hand out watter on your chest... it will make your nipples chafe. so thats me in all my glory... nipple chaffage and all. and scott was giving me an incredible stare down just a few minutes earlier as i was taping my 'battle wounds'. good times.
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nice tan line.
I am so dag plasted proud of my two babies for running a marathon. Congratulations to Scott and Mark. Here here!
that is awesome what you guys are doing in you lives. so i miss all you guys and i must control my-self or i will lose my reputation of being a hard nosed no feelings guy.
No Andrew, you must share your feelings. I have learned that feeling sharing is good for the soul. And besides if you share them, then I PROMISE not to make fun of you. Unless they are stupid feelings that are funny and dumb. Then I might. But first I will make a facebook group highlighting how dumb they were and invite Keisha Thompson who was my first crush and the girl in 4th grade that you liked and she seemed to like you and it made me jealous... oops, I have gone and shared too many feelings.
to further make you jealous but maybe shouldn't because you're getting married, Keisha is married has at least one child and her mom is the best banker in the world... washington mutual.
keisha thompson is married holy cow. wow that is amazing... jason i never knew that you had those feelings... maybe you should have kept that to yourself, i bet you feel unconfortable now you may say it makes you stronger but we know that is a front. i am now referring to all feelings as dumbs. dont share anymore dumbs.
Maybe you are right. Maybe I just need to bottle everything up and never let it out. Maybe I need to hide feelings and pretend that they don't exist. Maybe I should change who I am and what I think and what I feel.
But maybe I should just change my "lifestyle." Actually, no, I shouldn't do that. I am a proud feeling sharer. (and I won't tell anyone about the feelings you used to share with me at work last summer)
wow, you two sound like you're feeling gay
Habbib, i'm pretty sure that you've told me about your feelings as well. I think it's high time that we break the bonds that shackle us down. We should burst forth and proclaim in one loud voice, that we have feelings and that we'd like to share them. I'll start. Habbs, it really bugs me when you tell everyone not to share feelings. It makes me feel like you don't really want to "know us" in the biblical sense. Mark, you make me feel inadequate because you are so ripped. I wish that you'd get fat sometimes. Andy, i feel that we grew closer last night when your step-sister was in my house and was baffled that we had a photo of you on the wall until we explained the situation. I also feel hurt that you've never showed us the manly lizard dance, which i expect you to show me the next time i see you, which may be a long time away. Welp, it's 2:30 in the morning and i'm all tuckered out from sharing feelings. That and the nyquil is kicking in. I woke up feeling terrible because of my illness, and i will go sleep a changed man. Thank you all, and good night.
Also, Alison thinks is better to be single than a relationship. I'd like to hear your feelings on that because personally, i sometimes feel that alison is full of shit.
Matt if you dated the boys I date you would rather be single too!
this picture reminds me a movie that i used to have. I never told anyone that i had the movie, i always had to watch it alone when no one else was around. my mom found it the other day and she threw it away.
Alison, I'm sure Matt has dated some of the boys you have dated.
It's true, i have, and they. were. awesome. I see you're still holding your cock, andy.
Well then Matt I guess that is why we are still both single then because we date the same boys!
Ali, your picture is so saucy. We should make out. I'd like to thank andy for making this moment possible. Thanks andy. Thanks for making this blog. This is awesome.
It's a joke unless it works?
not a joke. serious. It was an actual question, or statement i guess.
ok! When and where?
its good to know that the blog now features online dating. joke or not i think we all know that matt and ali have now a scheduled makeout... ... ... congrats.
hey i will have you know that there will be no use of andrew hobbs' copyrighted materal the phrase "its a joke unless it works" has either been a help or a stumbling block. but i to believe matt has dated most of the boys you have. one more thing i think matt has kissed scott so now you have even more of a connection.
oh bother
How does matt kissing scott connect me and matt? I don't get it!
once we make out, alison, you will have basically made out with scott, which would probably upset his fiance.
Yeah well I don't care about fiances! Until they are married its free game! Plus I already kissed Scott! Oh and Matt when are we going to make out?
Whenever i make it to logan i guess, which may or may not be a very long time.
Wait, you kissed Scoot. OMFG.
Wait, Scott's fiance?
Wow, look at all the hormones that are being tossed around. This is so fun. I love hormones. Actually I hate them. Keep up all the good work. Love ya bye
Ali, i'm thinking that we could probably set something up around the 4th of July. I'll check my schedule and see if i can pencil you in.
Yeah um I won't be around on the fourth! Maybe I can pencil you in for another time!
well as long as we're scheduling; jason, wanna make out this weekend? i think andy might be there.
Ali, the problem is that i don't know when i'll be home. I think it would work a lot better if i did the penciling. Mark. That's weird.
What's weird is that you are scheduling a make-out session in a post about Mark's chafed nipples.
point for andy
weird............or awesome?
weird
john hendricks is getting married at the end of august
Dusty? how have you been. long time no poopscript semi-chat. Who is he marrying?
Why are so many people getting married in August?
Can someone please confirm that Scott is NOT getting married.
Andy. I, Jason Cramer, confirm that I do not know the business of Scott Fuller and am aware that he makes his own decisions and speaks for himself on matters of personal basis. I also confirm that he is making biscuits and gravy in the kitchen right now with Traci. I also confirm that I saw Coach Robinson over the past weekend and he inquired of you Andy Farrer. You. I confirm that.
and i would like to confirm that i just saw eric hits(z) riding his bike down the side of sunnyside near holmes... what a day.
I would like to confirm that i do not have crabs. i repeat. i do not have crabs.
i think this has been the greatest blogging session since its introduction... allison if you really dont want to make out with matt then you shouldnt tell him these things because it will happen.. he is very good at what he does.... thats all the warning i can issue! and to my dear friend matt go get em.
I am proud of what Poop Script has become.
somebody make a new post. this ones getting too long and i hate scrolling down all the way.
andy add me so i can post
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