Saturday, July 26, 2008

Lost Is Found

I have the most important announcement of the week: I found "Tape 2" As I was cleaning my room I took a duffel bag out of my closet. I had no idea what was inside and when I opened it...there was tape 2 with a bunch of other nonsesne.... so just so you know. Tape 2 is secure. Let me know if you want to watch it or if you want me to post it online.

15 comments:

Andyfish said...

Jason, it is very important that you DESTROY THAT TAPE.

Now we just need to get ahold of tape one.

merk said...

wait... tape 2?!! is that that one tape?

HABBS said...

jason that will clearly destroy any attempts i have to run for political office... please give me the tape, i will do what you should have done.

andy i think you need to make me brighter on the picture as a beacon to the rest of the lonely peeps.

merk said...

and blue... make him blue

Dusty said...

If you could add a stronger shade of purple to Hobbs's hair i think it would give a better portrayal of who he is inside.

Jason, I would be interested in receiving a copy of that tape. If i recall, you have a contraption that has the ability to burn tapes to dvds? That'd be nice, as would a copy of the battle of the bands from last summer. The last one came out blank.

J-Hal said...

Dear friends,
It is apparent that you are all now ashamed of tape 2. Do you not recall the Paul McCartney and Scary Old Man/Fairy dance? How about the "triple decker" skate board attempt. If you want it destroyed you will obey my demands.
For my wedding present I want a set of golf clubs. I also want a miniature Broady Rumsey OR Kasey Davis. I wouldn't mind a copy of us dancing the Macarena for the 5th grade music presentation. I also want each one of you to apologize to my face for ever thinking that I was too emotional or "feelingy." If you comply then the tape will be destroyed...

Also Dusty, I would be happy to make a copy onto DVD...but only if you destroy the DVD after so no one can ever see the stupid things we did.

Andyfish said...

This is the question I need to ask before you destroy that tape: Is Man of Many Faces on the tape?

J-Hal said...

I am not sure but I am planning on viewing the tape tonight all by myself. I will NOT be showing Lindsey for fear of her not loving me anymore...she knows worse things about me than "everybody loves a slinky ... naked" The thought of destroying it really does cross my mind often though

J-Hal said...

Oh and when did I ever give you all permission to stop calling me JC and start calling me Jason?

Matthew said...

so.....what's on tape 2? i'm super interested. I've been cut off from the interflex for a little bit and i'd like to know what's been going on with tape 2. thanks

Andyfish said...

THE HISTORY OF THE LOST TAPES:

For those who don't know, Tape 2 is part of a set, along with Tape 1, logically. The contents of Tape 2 is not exactly know by differentiation from Tape 1. What is known, however, is that on one tape you might find various skits and videos recorded throughout the high school years of the Poop Dawgs. On the other tape you will find the same sort of skits along with video of Mark and Andrew showing the possibilities of boredom and paleness.
The fact is, there are many things on either of these tapes which would make a grown man weep and should not be viewed by the weak hearted.
Alas (Babylon), years after the footage was filmed and then lost, one of these legendary tapes was unearthed by a young man who is on the verge of a marriage which could potentially be destroyed by said tapes. The future of the Poops now rest in the hands of a one JC (Penny's) Cramer.

Good Day Sir!

Dusty said...

Andy you forgot: Your mission is to strengthen your hearts, gird up your loins (unlike what hobbs and mark did) and watch the tapes.

Matthew said...

i think i'd like to see this tape.

J-Hal said...

Holy Crap. I am watching Tape two right now. I don't think that I will watch it all but let me just say: Armadillo vs Putty AND ... the first of the fainting in Andy's basement. that's right

Dusty said...

I know all about armadillo vrs. puddy. That was the Golden Age of clamation.