Wednesday, March 26, 2008

pity date on the way boyz

so i have been gathering information on this girl in my american heritage class or as the world calls is "stalking", i have been as ricky martin said it "livin la vida loca" anywho, i ask the girl who now i dont know if her name is tereasa or cereasa... who knew you could have a name that close. so i ask for her number... you could see it in her eyes almost through to her brain she had no excuse that i was going to accept. so she said "sure" not like a mr. anderson sure but like a sure you use when you thougth the whole time the guy that is asking you was gay kind of sure. anyway she said yes so now i have to make sure she never says yes again. Im kinda like a super hero... xoxoxoxox

11 comments:

HABBS said...

do you think she would want to watch teh old home videos

Andyfish said...

I know she would want to watch Tape#2.

I think if you say her name with enough of a Spanish accent it doesn't matter which one you use.

Dusty said...

This is a perfect opportunity to try ford's formula for making out. Tape two would be appropriate for the "would you like to watch tv with me" part because she would get bored and be forced to focus on you. I think this could really work out.

Also, if you decide you want to ruin the relationship from the get go, tell her you are going to a nice show of some sort, then dinner at a nice restaurant. Make it clear that the dress is semi-formal, and then pick her up in a full clown suit and clown makeup, but act natural. Interesting psychological experiment.

merk said...

1. I wasn't under the impression that Ford had a formula for making out... if it was the sit on the same couch, watch tv/movie, back scratch thing I think that matt gets the credit there
2. andy, wasn't tape #2 the one with Andrew and I... ... ... ... .
3. andrew, go get em tiger

squatchums said...

HABBS....my name is scott fuller. my phone number is 403-3097. i'm not good at 'bloooging' but i am going to try this out. If i were you habbs, i would take her out to the sand dunes where nobody can see you and then give her a slitherin. I bet she would laugh. I also bet that whoever doesn't know what a slitherin is, thinks that i am a dirty dirty person...but i am not.

Matthew said...

Habbs....first off, don't use my fail-safe method to making out. It works, but it works a little too well.....if you catch my drift. Wink. Just kidding, but seriously. I'm excited for you. I hope that you can somehow trick her into thinking your a good person. If you need tips, i'll give you some. I'm really good at tricking people into thinking i'm someone i'm not.

Sheb and Ali said...

I think it will go a little better if you don't just try to make out with her! But the sand dunes is a great idea if you want to just make out with her and then never talk to her again!

Dusty said...

...Alison is that because you make-out with her, murder her, and then bury her in the sand?

Sheb and Ali said...

No mostly I was just being sarcastic cuz the sand dunes would probably be the worst place you could take a girl on a date!

Matthew said...

Alison, good job on the funny comment and the sarcasm. I laughed out loud. Keep up the good work.

Sheb and Ali said...

Matt are you making fun of me because I am not funny?