Monday, September 29, 2008

oh sh@%

guys, i figured i would tell everyone at the same time so no one is left out. i'm having a baby i don't know how it haippened its physically impossible for me to have a child, i have been abstinent but it didnt' work, i'm to young for this. if any one knows any one that wants to buy a baby let me know, if not i'm giving it to matt.

4 comments:

Dusty said...

Drexton. I don't think I believe you. All you had to do was ask Zachary.

HABBS said...

well clearly you shouldnt believe d-rex dusty... and here is why: 1 he is a liar! 2 he said he is having a baby. those are rookie mistakes gets the best of us all. but here is to you drexton when i read the first line i was breath taken i mean we used protection

merk said...

wait!... hobbs... you too?! drexton you bastard, i thought we were special!

Matthew said...

what, fresh hell, is this drexton. all of sudden, our special moments become not so special. two questions. Actually, one question, one comment. 1) are you serious? 2) make sure you're the father. habbs did go on your honeymoon. and he is somewhat of a sneaky bastard (no offense habbs) so if i've said this once, i've said it a thousand times. paternity test.