Wednesday, April 16, 2008

contrary to popular belief


well lady and gentlemen, in rebutle to matts argument about me not being able to live with out scooty and drexton, i boldly proclaim the following: As i have shown in the image i am like the t-rex i was born to hunt. Those i have chosen to surround myself with have shaped me into the person that i am. but none the less i am a preditor and am able to hunt alone. I am sure the t-rex would love to be around other "t-rex" type of people.
scott, does infact have a girl friend and drexton as well, i sometimes say i have things to do and in all reallity have nothing. jason cramer as well has someone he cares for, i am happy for them all. i may have less adventures then ever. and watch alot more scrubs and sienfeld as a resolt but i am content... for now

29 comments:

Matthew said...

would you call yourself a "sexual predator"?

Dusty said...

Smart Man Habbibs... holding out for the babes of the north. I heard Eskimos force their daughters to wear bulky fur coats so that they won't be recruited by the modeling agencies of the lower 48.

HABBS said...

i dont know if i would put my name with some of the great names in the suxual preditor community but i am some what of a preditor... and i heard the eskimos put heavy fur coats on because they are ug ugs!

Matthew said...

I would definitely put your name with the greats - Timothy "mooseknuckle" McLoud, Ron "the sex monger" winkler, Andy "the pervert" farrer, etc..

HABBS said...

matt, you are being unusually kind what have you done with my friend

Andyfish said...

He's right, that is what they call me.

HABBS said...

andy are you there

HABBS said...

andy if you are there and if they really do call you "the pervert" then you will remember what happened to you in a certain mini van at a certain ski resort?

Matthew said...

I am being unusually kind. It must be the skinny jeans that i wear now. Levi 5.11's. Buy a par or two, it'll change your life.

HABBS said...

matt you wear skinny jeans now? i used to wear girls pants! man was i popular or what, now over 50% of the population wears girls pants.

Andyfish said...

Matt, tell me what else you are wearing please.




Ug, this is probably why they call me "the pervert".

Matthew said...

First, habbs, i'm not wearing girl pants. I'm wearing skinny jeans. Those are two different things. Girl pants of a really small crotch. Men's skinny jeans have a normal crotch, just skinny jeans. Really comfortable. Second, Andy, i'm wearing Karl's "ride em' cowboy" man thong.

ALI said...

Skinny jeans are ugly and so are girl pants on boys!

HABBS said...

first off i am a fan of slender jeans so good for you Glenn Coko (Matt) and i dont remeber asking you weather you liked girl pants or not. so there. alison i feel that our relationship is based completely on anger, i am sorry

Matthew said...

Alison, someday you'll take that back. I've been told by a gay dude that i look good in skinny jeans so......

Dusty said...

Go easy on Alison, it's clear that her emotional attachment to 7th grade and the associated styles (Jncos, Lee pipes, Fossil Watches, Matt Drake, etc.) renders her incapable of embrassing the comfort of the skinny-legged way.

ALI said...

Well I am glad to hear that gay guys like skinny jeans! But girls don't! And Andrew I think for some reason our relationship has always been based on anger and I don't know why and it makes me sad!

Matthew said...

ali, put your picture on your profile, I want to see your face.

HABBS said...

alison i am sorry, i dont know why. i must have felt threatened by you at an earlier date and maybe it stuck. maybe because when we had the pop/poop war i took the joke to far... its probably because i put my mom on such a high pedestal that any other woman/motherly figure/andy pales in comparison.

ALI said...

Matt I don't know how! and Andrew I didn't ever know there was a pop/poop war and I was not a pop anyway so that can't be why! And why would you compare me to your mom?

HABBS said...

maybe i was angry because you dont get my jokes... Andy explain it to her...please

Matthew said...

Alison, you were to a pop. Who did you hang out with in hikeschool? popular kids or poopular kids. There are only two categories. Also, you have to go to your profile. just click on your name, and figure it out from there. It has to be a skanky picture though.

ALI said...

I was the only girl who hung out with the poop so there. I hung out with pops too but I was neutral plus I liked the poopular kids better than the popular kids. The only pictures I have a super skanky so it might take me a while to choose one!

ALI said...

Matt is this picture skanky enough?

merk said...

you for sure look better but my picture is far skankier

ALI said...

Yeah its true yours is but I couldn't find any of my naked pictures! sorry!

Matthew said...

holy crap, that's hot. Um.....Alison, i don't know if you know this, but i'm a photographer who specializes in tasteful nudes. Ask Andy, although he might not have any recollection because i drugged him first, then had my way with him, but i was pretty sure a couple times he was coherent and was just going along. Oh, and by the way, when i say "had my way with him", i mean, take advantage of him.

Andyfish said...

I get referenced a lot on this blog.
I'm pretty famous.

HABBS said...

andy you stay out of this. no one likes anyone who can see there own fame. alison you picture brings to mind how lonely i am and that when i get lonely you are the girl to call who can give me the encouragement i need.. the only problem is these moments of self doubt come at about 2:30 in the a.m. welcome to the support group buddy.