Saturday, February 23, 2008

How to effectively blow up a toilet in three easy steps

Step One: find a large package of water dynamite.
Step Two: light said dynamite and throw into empty toilet.
Step Three: go to Lowes and buy the cheapest toilet you can find.
Repeat.

14 comments:

Dusty said...

One day we shall incorporate that story in an epic film.

Andyfish said...

You should tell me more about this Philo T. Farnsworth film...

Matthew said...

Andy, you forgot 4. Be a dumbass

Dusty said...

Matt your vocabulary is really coming along

Andyfish said...

Matt, don't let Steve read the blog.

Matthew said...
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J-Hal said...

Andy, you know I have to admit that I don't really see what happened. I was hoping that the toilet would really actually explode....it didn't. I'm not judging...just observing. Help me out here.

Dusty said...

Matt you misspelled "self-righteous"

Matthew said...

Dusty, don't be a "self-righteous" bastard/english teacher. Also, Andy, sorry, Steve and i have been hangin out and i let it slip. He was so charming.

Andyfish said...

Wow, this is getting real.

Jason, notice that step number two calls for an "empty" toilet, and the toilet in the video is definitely not empty, thusly, no explosion occurs. The tests in these videos were merely for declogization purposes.
Then next day, however...

Matthew said...

Poopscript - "Find out what happens when people stop being nice, and start being real." I think that should be the slogan for poopscript. Also, i thought the toilet was full, but just not with poop? I wish you still lived at the house.

Dusty said...

so much hostility... must be all the pulp

Matthew said...

must be the lack of pulp

HABBS said...

i must admit without showing a "more holy than thou" kind of attitude, but andy your futile attemps would have no power over the loafs im pinching in these thinking chairs in rexburg... please help